DAILY PIDGIN HEADLINES– 14/08/2025 ONLY AT GLOBALEGBERIMEDIA INTERNATIONAL

 


😂🗞 DAILY PIDGIN HEADLINES– 14/08/2025 ONLY AT GLOBALEGBERIMEDIA INTERNATIONAL 

By GlobalEgberiMedia – Where news dey waka with small cruise

✈ Airport & Travel

  • Airport wahala matter: FG don pardon Emmason & Kwam-1 — maybe next time dem go also give them free boarding pass.

  • Delta gov aide shock everybody: dash freed Ibom Air passenger ₦500k job + luxury trip. Me sef wan enter plane make dem arrest me small.

  • Pilots split on Kwam-1 as aviation ambassador — some dey happy, some dey fear make he no start to sing “Omo Gidi” for cockpit.

🗳 Politics & Governance

  • By-elections: INEC carry 7,726 BVAS go Edo, Anambra + 10 states. I hope dem BVAS no go need generator.

  • By-election: Nigeria wan shut Niger border for Jigawa. Aboki wey dey go buy onions, hold brake.

  • 2027: Aregbesola talk say APC, LP, PDP don fail Nigerians. We clap for am, but na who be the alternative?

  • PDP form zoning panel, deny Jonathan/Obi gist. Nigerians: “Abeg, leave gossip, give us fuel.”

  • Kano: Barau lead APC rally, massive crowd show — some for rally, some just come chop rice.

📚 Education

  • JAMB fix Sept 22 to screen underage candidates — pikin wey no tall reach table, go bring stool.

  • FG freeze new tertiary institutions for 7 years. Small small — next dem go freeze chalk too.

🌊 Environment & Safety

  • Flood alert: NEMA warn Adamawa — water dey rise, e no be swimming pool oh!

  • FG go demolish illegal shoreline structures — people wey build bar for water edge, start dey carry chair.

  • Illegal dredging dey destroy Lagos coastal communities — dredgers, una dey drag land with God?

💼 Economy & Business

  • Marketers tell Ojulari: Fix Port Harcourt refinery or resign. Me I suggest make dem fix am, then resign.

  • Bitcoin pass $124,000 — person wey buy am 2010 for ₦50 now fit buy small country.

  • FG approve ₦493bn for Kano–Katsina road + Carter bridge. Lagos traffic people say, “Oya, start from here first.”

  • FG approve ₦142bn to build bus terminals — abeg include AC and Wi-Fi make we dey snap selfie.

  • CNG investments reach $980m — I still never see am for my street.

⚖ Law & Crime

  • Obasanjo Library go sue EFCC, demand ₦3.5bn. EFCC say, “We still dey find Naira notes wey never fade.”

  • Lagos woman remanded for false forex declaration — she talk say dollar be like N50; court faint.

  • Four people jail 7 years for vandalising EEDC property — na the day dem go release am light go come back.

  • Pastor + 2 arrested for rape & murder in Imo — devil say, “No be me this time.”

  • Son stab papa over land — this one no go inherit anything again except prison food.

  • Retired teacher abducted, killed in Edo — may her soul rest in peace.

🛡 Security & Defence

  • Nigeria go host first African defence chiefs summit — hope say na defence for peace, no be defence for pepper soup competition.

  • FG go recruit forest guards — bush meat hunters don begin panic.

  • PENGASSAN shut OML-18 over labour wahala — crude oil say, “E don do, free me!”

🧠 Did You Know?

  • Some frog species fit freeze like ice block for winter, thaw for spring and still waka — if na human being, dem for don call am “Odogwu Lazarus.”

  • Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies dey plan to jam body in 4 billion years. Abeg no carry this gist for election campaign.

📜 Today in History (1971)

Stanford University start prison experiment to study power and authority. E no reach one week, dem stop am because everybody don dey behave like Nollywood villain.

Quote of the Day:
“Make we forget with generosity those wey no fit love us.” — Pablo Neruda
Translation: No drag person wey no like you, just block am and drink Zobo.

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